what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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