Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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