Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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