Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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