you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm too high and old for this...
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