His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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