Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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