Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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