Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
wow bdsm is so cute
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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