i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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