Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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