I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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