We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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