oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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