i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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