i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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