I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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