I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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