Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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