You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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