Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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