so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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