So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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