Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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