So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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