dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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