I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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