Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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