Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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