Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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