I accidentally burped into my bong.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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