Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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