what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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