How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
