I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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