we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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