if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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