just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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