The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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