So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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