...so i touched it.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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