friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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