No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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