if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you would pick up someone in the library
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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