Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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