um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
As shirtless as possible
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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