We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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