Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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