And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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