these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
