We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
That's intense
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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