ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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