i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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