Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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