Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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