What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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