It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
that is very illegal...i love you.
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